Over 99705

Awards Demotivational Poster


TAGS: darwin awards pool stupid guys
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

forseti - July 20, 2011, 3:19 am
no problem! i can see this picture at least one time a year. ;)
champ99 - July 19, 2011, 3:17 pm
one here also #1075
Iconoclast - July 18, 2011, 3:03 pm
Good reminder of the stupidity of some folks, even if Forsetti did it about a year ago: 101987

CHARLES DARWIN - Without him we would be overwhelmed with morons. However, givin the people i encounter, i sometimes wonder if he was right...

THE OSCARS - That magical time when the most intelligent thing on stage is a tiny golden statue...



TAGS: special olympics athletics awards
Rating: 3.27/5

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Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:52 pm
Now you tell me. I came in fourth.


TAGS: oscars awards actors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm

PETTING THE BULL TERRIER - somehow you know this is simply not going to end well...

The Academy Awards Show -

TAGS: oscars academy awards
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:04 pm
Exactly why (amongst other reasons) I don't watch it anymore. And have you noticed the commercials are 150 decibels less than the actual show? Annoying! Anyway,the 5L award which is the most desired award at motifake goes to . . . . Vilnius!

SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.

TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsup***ised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your a**.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own d*** business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own ****.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


TAGS: beauty ugly dog ribbon award awards
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MadN

agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:42 pm
Ho-ly crap! I'm giving this a 5 because you've actually managed to pixellate EVERYTHING!



TAGS: awards
Rating: 4.55/5

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TAGS: employee of the year awards
Rating: 3.94/5

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Fatt Matt - December 28, 2009, 4:48 pm
Are you watching me?? >_>
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:10 pm
Thank you! Thank you! It was an honor just to be nominated! Ooops! *click*


MIME AWARDS - "We asked Claude what this award means to him, he refused to comment."

GOLDENGLOBES - and the winner is

TAGS: awards
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by guyfox

LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:47 am
Second that E-H!
Ed-Hyde - November 24, 2009, 7:02 am
Salma Hayek

Husbands -

TAGS: husbands description chores best awards
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:39 pm
Man, I live in Mtxplk's reverso world.
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 4:57 pm
HEY! I lifted my legs
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:18 pm
No trophy for you. Maybe just one of those participant ribbons...maybe!
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:16 pm
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:08 am
She couldn't hear me over the vacuum.
MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:49 pm
Ask your wife, she'll certainly explain it to you!
GaryO - November 11, 2014, 8:41 am
there's a point here I bet